Keep in mind that this isn't "random human with a knife vs. a Lion" it's a soldier with a knife vs a lion. Which is perfectly true except for the whole he doesn't have a fucking spear so none of this makes any difference and as for staying out of reach of the cats paws to score a kill, the idea is almost laughable. Watch National Geographic - Man Vs Lion HDTV - HD Documentary on Dailymotion. Lions on the other hand are far less picky about how they kill for the main reason that they don't have anything to fear. Yeah your saying that now where will you be when one crawls through a window and kills you on the toilet. Of the case studies I found, only one person managed to kill a mountain lion with a knife. STORY MODE! Search. The Löwenmensch figurine or Lion-man of the Hohlenstein-Stadel is a prehistoric ivory sculpture discovered in the Hohlenstein-Stadel, a German cave in 1939.The German name, Löwenmensch, meaning "lion-human", is used most frequently because it was discovered and is exhibited in Germany. But then, there’s always a one-in-a-million chance that someone will beat the odds. JavaScript is disabled. This method of attack, disembowlment, is much more effective than trying to strangle their prey the way lions and most other big cats do. Man vs Lion? Just... low percentage. The strongest hero’s gaze was raised upward to come in contact with a mighty titan. As for your wank statement, are you serious? MAN vs LION. Common sense dictates that without a knife, your odds of surviving a physical encounter with a lion are less probable, than if you have a knife and are … Once he steps foot in the main park, he is shocked in horror to see the many members of the Justice League bruised and beaten up badly. In the case of hunting, it is a crushing bite over their preys throat that silences them (to avoid other predators) and kills at the same time. That proof can't be completely accurate, because that would mean Val Kilmer > Jason Statham. :thumbup: Lion wins easily. The man noticed a mountain lion … Lions almost never go after baboons because the baboons typically stay near trees and and easilly run up a tree, wasting the lion's time and energy. Against a fully grown bear/tiger/lion? Leopards routinely prey on baboons when they can. The Man with the Iron Fists is a 2012 American martial arts film directed by RZA and written by RZA and Eli Roth.The film stars RZA, Russell Crowe, Cung Le, Lucy Liu, Byron Mann, Rick Yune, Dave Bautista, and Jamie Chung.Set in 19th century China, the story follows a series of lone warriors who are forced to unite to defeat a common foe and save their home of Jungle Village. Domestic Cat; This alpha male lion has territory and females to spare. I think this third thrust severely injured the jugular vein, as the blood spurted out in a stream all over me. You replace that buffalo with a human and those claws that were gripping the rump will slice through a human like butter. Now imagine going up against 60 to 70 lb, eight-year-old child armed with 3-inch pocket knife. So he used rocks to pound at the mountain lion before he was able to get his hands around its throat. It took reinforcements before the lion was willing to attack the baboon, and even then it was from behind. A knife as a weapon would probably not be enough at all, no matter how skilled the man is at using it. Neither wins debates. Your assessment only makes sense from the point of view that leopard are so damn sneaky - very VERY good hunters but, that is not what this vs is about. It's merely not IMPOSSIBLE. A random human with a knife would probably be even MORE screwed against a similarly armed soldier than against a lion. and I'll be hanging from the roof of the cage before my brain does more than go "hwah? of course they are, those little fuckers are scary. An African Tribesmen (choose tribe/era) and his two sons are out to collect some brush, water, whatever they can find for their tribe a mile or so back. The man was unarmed, without even a knife. Wiz: And Lion-O, Lord of the ThunderCats. Lion floors the knight and he wouldnt be able to get up due to his armor + lion mounting him but since of the armor the lion wouldnt be able to kill the … I'd fight an army grunt with a knife over an angry lion any day of the week. Quesstimate 8 out 10 times the Lion wins 1 for the soldier winning (he's probably still pretty messed up but he has enough get up and go left to give himself some first aid) and 1 for a mutual kill. On the flipside, apparently a 30-lb mammal is more dangerous to said lion. If it was a smaller target, such as a hyena the fight would be over much faster. Click me to find out about our funding drive. Because they do not want to attract attention - they are not scary enough to scare off a pack of hyenas on their own like a lion and a lion will almost always beat a leopard down due to size disparity. I'm assuming you're a grown man. If a wild animal—or even a pack of wild animals—attacks you, a knife might be your only defense. Answer Save. Would it actually be possible for a man to defeat a lion armed only with a spear and knife? That was the lady with the bread knife, twelve inches long. It engaged popularity due to its integrated titanium handle. Against big groups sure they avoid them, but not because of its physical strength. It at least has viable odds if the soldier can get into a position to deliver a solid knife wound. Cucubeso. By “good” I mean big enough to be useful. and his face, once it is close enough to take a piece off you, will literally be a blur. Our soldier has a knife instead of a sword. KNIFE Magazine is an oversized, full color, glossy print publication — 50% larger than a standard magazine and dedicated to serving collectors, knifemakers and other enthusiasts. If the guy in Leopard vs. Man had had a decent knife he could have killed the leopard (check how serious his wounds are vs how much damage a single stabbing can do). Wiz: And it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor, and skills to find out who would win... a Death Battle. Suddenly, a wild lion appears! Stop making shit up. He's an average soldier with a shitty knife, he'll try to get in close and possibly get in one cut on its neck before it breaks his arms, then his spine and then eats him. It's happened. As mentioned already, the lion vs the African buffalo. This knife model was well-accepted by knife enthusiasts, and got recognition in the form of prestigious awards, including the Most Innovative Imported Design for 2012. The man who was attacked by a mountain lion during a run in Colorado earlier this month explained how he suffocated the young cat — and survived with minimal injuries. Like, say you're in an airplane at 15000 feet and jump out without a chute. 6 years ago | 11.6K views. I have a healthy respect for a Lions ability to rend me in to but not fear. Lions actually take a fairly long time to kill their prey (the battle of kruger is a good example), it's just that they generally cut out the long process of killing in the documentaries. Lion-O has the sword of omens. 'Stab for the head, where many mammals keep vulnerable stuff for some reason' is pretty generic. You're banking on 1 in a million fluke luck or specialized knowledge used on pre-socialized animals that our soldier does not have. Sometimes yes, sometimes no. This isn't an action movie and this guy isn't Jason Statham. I might give an experienced man with a large knife even odds against the cat if he's not attacked from behind, although the resulting wounds are likely to be mutually mortal. Boomstick: He's Wiz and I'm Boomstick. Hence you can't become a professional at it. Sign up. Why? Baboons are a joke to them (unlike leopards) and hyenas have no chance if it is against a pride of lions. You know honestly I'm not terrified of Lions like I am of Tigers and Bears. If you've seen lion vs lion fights, they end up moving so fast that it can be hard to tell what is going on. ), https://forums.spacebattles.com/threads/spacebattles-merchandise.398032/, Just last year there was an incident where 50 hyenas took on 25 lions, killing 9 lions including both males while losing only 6 hyenas. Hell, I'm not bad with a knife, but I see a lion and my hands and feet will go "Holy shit! Leopards also try to avoid fights with baboons mainly because baboons hang in big packs that are big enough a threat to make the leopard think twice about attacking it unless it is desperate and starving (baboons are strong enough to rip an animals jaw backwards aka Kong vs dinos style). The traditional way to do this involved a broadhead spear, and is perfectly viable. ... Keep in mind that this isn't "random human with a knife vs. a Lion" it's a soldier with a knife vs a lion. Even if this were an action movie, Michael Douglas > Jason Statham, and Michael Douglas' character died against the Tsavo Maneaters. Log in. (*Cues: Invader - Jim Johnston*) Wiz: Ahh, the glorious 80's. ... Man vs. tiger, man vs. lion, man vs. sabretooth or man vs. Tyranosaurus fucking Rex, my money's still on the man… Library. Boomstick: He-Man, master of the universe. The Romans used to give condemned criminals a gladius and a goodbye before sending them against lions. The example of a man killing a lion with a knife while being dragged away was possible only because the lion thought it had finished its victim off and was ambushed so to speak. But when two bachelor males invade his turf, this lion king will have to fight them both to keep his crown. The "average" US army grunt is only reasonably fit, and likely knows absolutely, Well, yeah. Baboons have huge teeth and come in packs. Depends on how many condemned criminals they had to execute. That fact is fairly highlighted by how anyone whos trying to argue for the grunt almost immediately starts going outside the OP and talking about doing shit that professional knife fighters would be hard pressed to pull off and using equipment that isn't available. That odd era of big hair, keytars, and goofy muscular heroes of questionable sexual preference. London attack: Football fan shouted 'F*** you, I’m Millwall' and took on knife-wielding terrorists with bare fists. This is also why they drag their prey up into a tree after killing. Do you want to claim: I don't think anyone is arguing the soldier's going to win an appreciable fraction of the time. Transcript . “He … But as shown in these reports, it can be a heck of a lot better than your bare fist! While lionesses can climb, they are quite clumsy at it and the leopard can point and laugh while eating his snack. Can't say I've seen this kind of thing in any of the nature documentaries I've seen... Or this (not crushing but asphyxiation is what I've heard). Is that why this lion is running the fuck away from a single baboon? National Geographic - Man Vs Lion HDTV. I don't think anyone would pick a smallish knife as their number 1 choice for a weapon going up against a mountain lion. Lions have to be very picky about what they go after like most predators. He walks into the club, knife in mouth, and drags the mountiain lions head to across the stage. 42:49. No because knife fights are something noone wins. For a better experience, please enable JavaScript in your browser before proceeding. - No, I don´t think so. Aim for the head *nods* getting that knife through that skull would be one hell of a task. Relevance. Claws will be ripping you to shreds/breaking bones. I know of an incident where a leopard was beaten by ripping out it's tongue, and I know one method tiger trainers use is grabbing the lip so they can't bite. I know I wouldn't. So this guy like eats coal and shits diamonds? I'm confident in man vs. bear, but I'm pretty sure there's no way a man could beat a blue whale in a fair fight, knife or not. You guys ever seen two professionals in a knife fight? This alpha male lion seems to have it made. Watch fullscreen. No, leopards have a different method of attack against hominids because they routinely prey on them. LION!" The lion ripped a gash under my left eye, then bit my head again. He reaches for that bowie knife and mimics an old chuck norris flick he used to watch as a kid. Seems about right, although you can definitely do better than a bread knife. Man survives mountain lion attack 01:05 Fort Collins, Colo. — A runner who was attacked by a juvenile mountain lion killed the animal through suffocation, according to Colorado wildlife officials. If it was a face off, it would never happen. 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